I think God should release a sequel to the bible just to address some of the problems with the first bible.
But then I think, what if he’s already written it but he’s having trouble finding a publisher.
Proving a Point
Reblog if you ship Asterix with Obelix.
Literally just a minute ago.
- Me: *On Tumblr*
- Mom: *Opens door* Honey, your party's going to start in three hours, don't you think you should tidy your room, shower up, and start decorating a bit?
- Me: Yes, definitely, I'm getting off right now.
- Mom: Part of being an adult, now, is keeping your things together...
- Me: Uh huh, yeah, I know, I'm getting off.
- Me: *Still on Tumblr*
- Mom: Honey!
- Me: yeAH, I'm getting off right now! Totally!