I think God should release a sequel to the bible just to address some of the problems with the first bible.

But then I think, what if he’s already written it but he’s having trouble finding a publisher.

theblackship:

Original photos from the opening of HIMYM

omg i’ve been searching for this all my life!!!!

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Proving a Point

facts-i-just-made-up:

Reblog if you ship Asterix with Obelix.

Literally just a minute ago.

  • Me: *On Tumblr*
  • Mom: *Opens door* Honey, your party's going to start in three hours, don't you think you should tidy your room, shower up, and start decorating a bit?
  • Me: Yes, definitely, I'm getting off right now.
  • Mom: Part of being an adult, now, is keeping your things together...
  • Me: Uh huh, yeah, I know, I'm getting off.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *Still on Tumblr*
  • Mom: Honey!
  • Me: yeAH, I'm getting off right now! Totally!
tariiq:

dexter season7 E2.

tariiq:

dexter season7 E2.

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lokis-army-at-221b:

fondlinginthetardis:

“She can’t die. Amy Pond can’t die. No way, I’d be sad. I’d miss Karen.  Don’t worry. I won’t let it happen - I’ll save her. I’ll save the day.”

Matt Smith, September 2010

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